Superheroes are running dry these days, sure, they’re everwhere in the movies, but in real life, when was the last time you saw a caped crusader save the day. You might think it’s because superpowers don’t exist in real life, but you’d be wrong, it actual fact, the would-be heroes just can’t get the supplies. All they need to do now, is visit New York.
You can find Brooklyn Superheroes Supplies Co. at 372 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11215. And get there fast, I hear there’s a special offer on time travel powder.