I can’t drive, but if I could, I know I’d be bad at parking. Luckily for everyone I’d automotively offend Jack Spade’s Nice Parking Cards exist. Gloriously sarcastic, the 25 cards come in a black, letterpressed box and will rifle only $20 for the pleasure. They’re the perfect stocking filler too, maybe we should have posted this at Christmas…

Amazing promo for Marlin Network’s annual breakfast event. From the minds of Bruton Stroube. Check out the ‘making of…’ video after the jump. More

The opening titles for F5 Festival, made by Buck, are pretty amazing. Themed this year around happiness, Buck created a children’s variety show with hand-sewn puppets, painted geometry, and full body spandex.

Though it’ll be defeated by a lowly cup of hot water, there’s no doubt Tetris-shaped sugar is a lot more fun than your average cubes. Conceptualised by Danil Zdorov.

Commissioned for New York Times Magazine’s A Year In Ideas, Sean Pecknold’s awesome little short wants your phone to last a lifetime, not two years.

Liquid soap is for losers. And don’t get me started on soap bars. What you need, are soap flakes. Designed by Nathalie Stämpfli.

Dave Hakkens has made some pretty incredible stuff in the past, but edible stationary might just be his finest hour. More

Don’t be that guy. Learn how to high five properly.

You didn’t know how to eat sushi, who knew? Trevor Corson will tell you how to do it properly.

There’s little doubt the apocalypse is coming. Sure, it might take another 1,000 years, but it might also be tomorrow. Luckily Nathaniel Lindsay will have you readily prepared.